Fellow Navigators and Hillbaggers, I find my self on the other side of the mirror. Having spent many years enjoying the hills and helping folk in distress, I too have wondered how say, someone can pull up at the side of the road in a car to build a snowman, then need MR. The snowman was 50m from the car, the family dressed in Marks and Spencer's best, were eventually found 9km away deep onto snow covered moorland. How?...
However now, I am seeing how this and similar things happen. Please let me explain...
My number one favourite perspective daughter in law is a lovely lass, 24, bright, and works for an International Major Corporation as a professional with a future.
But, her idea of wilderness is somewhere where there is only 3 bars of 3G signal on the mobile. Survival is having to to be more than 3 feet from a mirror. To her great surprise then, her company sent out a 3 line whip. Everyone is climbing Snowdon for charity ( a good charity can't ague with that ). The girls in the office started discussing what Snowdon was. What equipment did they need, flats or heals, leggings or jeans, hair up or down. You get the gist. She tells her favourite future father in law about it. Me.
I showed her the weather forecast and handed her this funny handbag called a rucksack. It wasn't Gucci. Did I have one in dusk pink? No. The jacket is Goretex not Prada. Goretex, is that by Top Shop? No.
What is this daft old bloke talking about? She did spot the waterproof battery pack for the iPhone5 - that can come, it means more Facetw****g power for the mobile. She can tweet and text and facetime all day now.
I love her to bits but we are from separate worlds, even ages. (Me stone age, her facebook age).
Because she is a bright lass she did accept the kit, trust the old man, but she was clearly worried that she will look daft getting on the coach with her work mates dressed in Prada and she is in this Goretex thing. I tried to point out that it is they who will look daft as they are stretchered off Snowdon as their Prada jeans have frozen their legs to lumps of lard.
I am sure they have commissioned a respectable company or experienced members of staff to lead it, but there did not seem to be a mandate on kit. And as they are doing for charity, no one wants to put a dampener on it, and wants to make it happen. I feel sure they will all be looked after, the company is too professional not too.
But at least I can now see how an incident develops in weeks before and the type of thing that leads up to it.... I have had a look through the mirror to their view of our world.