Hi Dave and welcome back Pete, 'feel good' feedback you both posted made me feel good as I get over my man-flu -thank you

1. Yes I do get lost, more than I admit to

2. Yes I am a nightmare to navigate with but probably not for the reasons you might suspect: as soon as somebody else volunteers to do it, I completely switch off.
1. The Rainforest trip referred to (P UNM) after which I got lost was a classic. It had taken nearly a month to lead a specialist air accident investigation team to the site of an air crash, using primarily aerial photography and map & compass techniques, it was probably the most difficult trip I have made navigationally. Some days we only averaged a total of 8km travel due to the dense undergrowth, flooding and darkness created by forests heavy canopy.
I came home wrecked, with a skin fungal infection that took a year to clear and the remnants of a burrowing ant still beneath the skin on my shoulder.
Overjoyed to see Judy, we drove over to St Mary’s Loch for a ‘
wee stroll’ to be completed with a visit to the then brilliant
Glen Cafe, run by Ian and Barbra (ex Kendall MRT).
It was a bright, crisp December day and we walked for miles and miles, talking and catching up, until we realised sunset was closing in and we were lost, genuinely lost, in that yes we knew which range of hills we were on but had no idea whatsoever which hill. Judy is a brilliant navigator, like most women she can multi-task, but on this occasion we both assumed the other was navigating.
It took is 20 minutes to confirm our location after we made all of the classic mistakes: making the map fit the environment, thinking our compasses were bust and heading off on a hunch.
2. On another hike, with the same wonderful woman, Judy agreed to navigate. Like most of our walks they are quite long (circa 25km) and also in common with most of our walks tea and cakes at the end motivates me. It was getting late when I said to Judy, not far now, the cars is just over the other side of that hill, yep, you are ahead of me, wrong hill and worse still we had driven over in my old Land-Rover, not our car!
L a c k o f C o n c e n t r a t i o n k i l l s n a v i g a t i o n !